There was a young girl, so called cool Ninalia,
Who went to ride a kangaroo in Australia.
But she didn't know what it really was
And had to ride a mad Australian horse,
So again we never saw poor Ninalia!

There was a little,tiny cat
It was sitting on a bed
Now it's fallen down
For a feather,like a clown
What a funny, silly cat was lying on the bed.

There was a lazy-crazy cat
And he was extreamly sad.
- Why are you so upset, Mr. Sinister?
Don't you like our minister?
- No! - said the cat - He is very-very fat!

There was a gourment girl Karins ,
Who liked so much mandarins .
But once she went to the shop
Where saw the price on the top .
Since then Karins has hated mandarins !!!

There was a boy in Gymnasia Peter by name,
Who wanted to become the top news of the day.
But in vain, he didn't know the verb "to choose".
That's why did he the opportunity lose.
So it made him learn English hard today!

There was a girl from Australia
Whose name was Amelia.
She wanted to spend a week in France
But she missed her plane and also chance.
So Amelia spent that week in Australia.

There was such a low white girl...
But she really played basketball
Yes, she wanted to play
And she chose it her way
So she bought a big black basketball.

There were so many a ghost
In a gloomy and very dark forest
And they spoke to people,
Though they were so little,
So appeared some graves in the forest.

There was in Gymnasia a teacher of German,
Who thought his students and he had much in common.
But the students turned out to be very lazy
And wanted to make him feel really crazy.
Though he never surrendered this brave teacher of German!!!

There was a girl greedy like a fox,
Who stole a lot of candies in a big box.
In the corner she was sitting,
Greedily the candies eating,
When all of a sudden she felt an attack of intox.

There was a very nice boy Tony,
Who liked to sings the song " My bonny ".
He joined a popular concert test
But could't sing the song at the request--
He, poor Tony, saw his own Bonny!!!

Once there lived a very pretty girl,
Who thouht that she was the best of all.
But when she came to the town of Wood,
Nobody her own speech understood--
The poor girl didn't know English at all!

Once upon a time there was little Bobby,
And pyrotechnics was his lovely hobby.
He was blowing up a lot,
"Oh, it is much fun", he thought.
Never will we forget poor Bobby.

There was so persistent a boy Grundy,
Who learnt long English words even on Sunday.
But once there arose a great dilemma -
He'd forgotten about the English grammar.
Poor Grundy ! So failed his work on Sunday.

Once there was real Elizabeth Queen,
Who was sure what her kingdom did mean.
She cared very much about the rates
And said her William would be soon Kate's
Did she mean Kate'd be the future queen?

Once there was an untidy boy Peter,
Who left behind him a lot of litter.
The amount of litter constanly grew,
So angry people began to form a crew
To make Peter clean out all the litter!

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