There was a young fisherman Sam
Who liked to eat fish with some jam.
Once he ate so much
That was ill until March.
What an ignorant fisherman Sam!

There was a small boy on the bed
He said that his throat was red.
Instead of preparing for a test
He decided to have a short rest.
It was the idea that had come to his head.

There once was a boy from my school
Who thought that he was very cool.
Once he lost his tool
In a deep swimming pool.
What a silly boy from my school!

A FUNNY CAT

There was a funny little cat.
Whose fluffy tail got into omelet.
He tired to play ,
With his poor tail.
But, unfortunately, he couldn’t do that
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Mrs. ROSE
There was curious Mrs. Rose.
She had a very, very long nose.
One day her nose stuck
That was her bad luck!
You’d better read about it in prose.

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A LITTLE MOUSE
There was a pretty little mouse.
She ate all the cheese in the house.
She ate all the fish,
She ate the meat on the dish.
She wasn’t a vegetarian that little mouse.

A SMART HEN

There was a smart hen,
She found an ink pen.
She could write,
She was very bright.
Once there was a smart hen.

There was a little Kitten in the sun
He shooted a gun
This time started the rain
And the kitten got on a train
For him it was fun.

There was a smart boy from Denmark
Who wanted to get a good mark
Once he had a bad luck
As he got a bad mark
What a sorrowful boy from Denmark!

There was Mr. Born from the town of Horn
Who found a tiny elephant in the cob of corn.
He brought an animal into his house,
Where he was infuriated by a big mouse.
After the animals’ war Mr.Born had neither a house nor a town of Horn.